at some point of his smurfy existence, $papa

was just your average villager: collecting

some shit to eat (just to be clear, he was

not collecting literal shit), working his

ass off, and f*cking his smurf wife to

bring more villagers into the system.

everything changed when a mysterious

white fella arrived in the village. for a

juicy bag of mushrooms, this dude

taught $papa the secrets of crypto.

Empowered with this knowledge, $papa

now leads the village into the brightest

future: A future where villagers eat

good af, and become rich as a family.